Say what??

This quote came from an article about Angelina Jolie's due date... all I can say is WTF?

"That means anxious shutterbugs can expect another full month of dodging Namibian officials, not to mention Jolie and Brad Pitt's aggressive security goons, if they want any chance of capturing the money shot of the most important and beautiful baby ever to be born, ever." (emphasis mine)

WTF?! The most important and beautiful baby ever in WHOSE eyes?? I think I'm gonna puke.