WAKE UP!!

Y'all don't really think you can just traipse through here and not say hello, do you?? I don't care if you are commenting just to tell me I'm a babbling idiot, at least say something!! If you don't, I'm forced to obsessively check my stats to make sure people are still coming here, and wondering what I've done to make everyone hate me. Waahhhhh.... do I smell or something?