Idiots of the Week 4/23-4/30/06 and Idiot of the Month April

Woman Sues After Office Spanking...
The idiots here are the management team that allowed such behavior to happen. I'm all for office comraderie, and can totally take a joke, but I don't see how anyone could think this was a good idea. I hope the woman owns the company by the end of this.

Would-be Bank Robber Finds Himself Locked Inside Bank Alone
If you are going to rob a bank, you might not want to let the sole employee present go outside and wait for another employee. Duh. So, the lady, who had already activated the alarm, walked right outside to the police who were pulling up, and the idiot robber found himself locked in the bank alone.

The Idiot of the month winners are the MO Sextuplet Hoax couple! Nothing this month can beat this idiotic scheme. The best part? The "Dad" has a mullet in the attached photo!!