How to know you are having the worst Monday ever.

There is a soldier under N who has been having big problems with his new bride, and apparently things finally came to a head this weekend. Weve been aware that there have been problems for a while now, because both the soldier and the wife have asked N for help, but we had no clue as to the extent of it. N walked into work today, and was called into the commander's office, to find the wife and another woman sitting there. Apparently, the wife received an email from the other woman's friend, letting her know her husband was not only cheating on her, but cheating on his mistress as well. Come to find out there are FOUR mistresses, and now all 5 women know about each other. This kid is in a shitload of trouble, adultery is punishable under the UCMJ, and these women are prepared to sign sworn statements. (Adultery is infamously hard to prove without photographic evidence, and is rarely brought up as a charge, but this kid has a whole list of other offenses related to his marriage, which I won't get into here). So, I may end up awarding him Idiot of the Week (too early to tell yet), because it's bad enough to get caught cheating on your wife, but to be cheating on your multiple mistresses as well... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!! Dumbass!