A big sigh of relief

You can all take a deep breath and relax. Why? Well, there was an accidental revelation in our house tonight. You see, N and I spent our evening playing NASCAR Thunder 2004 on PS2. We now know, without a doubt, we could not be race car drivers. We caused lots of damage, pissed every other driver off, and gained position by breaking all the rules. NASCAR would fine us, let the other drivers beat us up in the garage, and we'd lose our sponsors.(You should try it though, we were dying with laughter!) Therefore, you can rest easy you will never see us on the race circuit. Aren't you relieved??