BTDT, Got the t-shirt

This wouldn't be so damn funny if it wasn't so true for every parent on the face of the planet.
I should note, I've been obsessively reading Tucker Max all weekend, and have threatented to steal a friend's dogtags (why I would hold dogtags hostage is really irrelevant, considering they are like $6 a pair) should he not dig up his copy of Tucker's book for me this week. This guy is not for the faint of heart, and one of his common lines, "If she can't take a joke, fuck her.", is dead on, so if you're easily offended steer clear. Then again, if you're easily offended, what the hell are you doing here?