Thank you, Captain Obvious.

While out Friday night, I saw Kasey Kahne on the TV (no closed captioning, too noisy to hear it), apparently having won a race, but it was Friday night, so I couldn't figure out what he had won. I was with a bunch of non-race fans, so I was the only one paying attention. I got all excited when I noticed Kasey in Victory Lane, but said "Kasey won, but there's no race today. DAMMIT! I don't know what happened!!" The line of the weekend was delivered at that moment...

"I'm pretty sure there were left turns involved."

Thank you, Captain Obvious. How much did you pay for that nice degree you've got? Jerk.